An elderly man decided it was time to embrace a new chapter in his life, so he packed his belongings and moved into a retirement home.
On his first day there, as he was arranging his things in his new room, he noticed an elderly woman in the room across the hall staring at him intently. He found it a bit peculiar but chose to ignore it, chalking it up to curiosity.
Later that evening, he went to the cafeteria for dinner. As he settled at his table and began to enjoy his meal, he realized the same woman was sitting at the table next to him. Oddly, there was no food in front of her—she was just sitting there, staring at him with unblinking eyes.
Although he felt a bit uneasy, he decided not to make a scene and focused on his meal. After dinner, he headed to the lounge to play the nightly bingo game, hoping to unwind. But as luck would have it, there she was again, sitting in the corner, her gaze fixed on him like before.
Frustrated, he finally approached her. “Ma’am,” he said politely but firmly, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve been staring at me ever since I arrived. Could you please stop? It’s making me uncomfortable.”
The woman looked up at him, her expression softening. “I’m so sorry,” she said. “It’s just that… you look so much like my third husband!”
The man, caught off guard, felt a twinge of guilt. “Oh, I see. My apologies for snapping. If you don’t mind me asking, how many husbands have you had?”
With a sly smile, she replied, “Two.”
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A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,” said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic wand and – abracadabra! – two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said, “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish…
So the fairy made a circle with her magic wand and – abracadabra! – the husband was 92 years old.
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