An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher, “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cried.
The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. “Disregard.” He says. “She got in the back seat by mistake.”
An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator.
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a lavish New York City Building.
When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: “Ralph Lauren’s “Romance”, $150 an ounce! ”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turning to the old woman who says: “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: “Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
