This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?”
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The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some animal crackers.
Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some animal crackers.
His mom gives him a box of crackers and tells him he can have a few.
His mom leaves and comes back in a few minutes finding all of the crackers on the floor with Tommy looking through them. His mother asks “What are you doing Tommy?”
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Tommy replies “It said don’t eat if the seal was already broken. But I can’t find a seal!”
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