An old man and his wife are in bed.
After lying silently for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “Seven points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the heck are you talking about?”
The old man answers, “I’m playing fart football!”
A few minutes later the wife farts and says, “Touchdown! Tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown! I’m winning 14 to 7!”
Furious about losing, the wife rips another fart and yells out, “The score is tied!”
The pressure is on and the old man refuses to lose. He strains incredibly hard, but instead of farting he accidentally poops the bed. The wife hears the noise and asks, “What in the world was that noise?”
The old man replies, “That’s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.”
LOL!!
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An Old Man And His Wife Lived Deep In The Hills.
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and rarely saw many people.
One day a peddler came to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something.
“Well my wife isn’t home, she’s gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemme see what you got,” said the man.
The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools, and gadgets, but the old man wasn’t interested.
The man spotted a mirror and said, “What is that?
Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, “My God, how did you get a picture of my Pappy?”
The old man was so happy that he traded his wife’s best pitcher for it.
The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale.
The old man was worried that the wife would be mad at him for trading her best pitcher, so he hid it in the barn behind some junk boxes.
He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the “picture” and eventually, the wife got suspicious.
One day she got fed up, and after he retired for the night, she went to the barn.
She saw the mirror behind the boxes, picked it up, and said,
“So this is the hussy he’s been foolin’ around with!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
