An old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?”
Patient: “Well, give me the bad news first.”
Doctor: “You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.”
Patient: “OH NO! That’s awful! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???”
Doctor: “You also have Alzheimer’s.
In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.”
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
‘ Are you ok?’ she asks.
‘Yes,’ he replies.
‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says.
‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says.
‘Why’s that, sweetie?’ asks the blonde….
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The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
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