The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
The bartender serves his beer then asks him, “So what do you do?”
The old man replies, “Well, sir, I’m a cowboy.”
“Wow,” said the bartender, “what exactly does a cowboy do?”
“Well, sir, I work on a ranch all day, I ride horses and herd cattle, I take care of the land, and all the animals on the ranch.”
“That’s very interesting,” said the bartender.
After a while, a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits down next to the cowboy, and orders a drink.
“Well,” said the bartender. “What do you do?”
With the old man listening in the woman says, “Well, sir, I’m a lesbian.”
“Interesting,” said the bartender, “what exactly is a lesbian?
“Well, I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I eat breakfast thinking about women. I go through my day thinking about women. I’m constantly thinking about women.”
“Interesting,” says the bartender.
Some time passes and the old man leaves that bar and goes to another bar.
He sits down and orders a beer and the bartender says, “So, sir, what do you do?”
The old man looks at him and says, “Well, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth now I think I’m a lesbian!”
LOL!!!
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter Of A Pawn Shop.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think it’s worth?” asks the old man.
The pawnbroker looks it up and down.
“Well I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer is faded and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played guitar but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”
The old man reaches his hand out and says.
“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”
“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man.
“I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops and suddenly looks confused.
“Wait, buy?” He asks.
“Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over.
“This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”
