An old married couple were going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”
The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”
The husband replied, “Well if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
There was a slight pause before the wife said: “No honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
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An Old Man And His Wife Lived Deep In The Hills.
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and rarely saw many people.
One day a peddler came to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something.
“Well my wife isn’t home, she’s gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemme see what you got,” said the man.
The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools, and gadgets, but the old man wasn’t interested.
The man spotted a mirror and said, “What is that?
Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, “My God, how did you get a picture of my Pappy?”
The old man was so happy that he traded his wife’s best pitcher for it.
The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale.
The old man was worried that his wife would be mad at him for trading her best pitcher, so he hid it in the barn behind some junk boxes.
He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the “picture” and eventually, the wife got suspicious.
One day she got fed up, and after he retired for the night, she went to the barn.
She saw the mirror behind the boxes, picked it up, and said,
“So this is the hussy he’s been foolin’ around with!”
LOL!!
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