An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building.
When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: “Ralph Lauren’s “Romance”, $150 an ounce! ”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turns to the old woman who says: “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: “Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
The 2.99 Special
We went to a restaurant for breakfast where the “senior special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.
“Sounds good,” my wife said. ‘But I don’t want eggs.’
‘Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her.
“You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously.
‘YES!’ explained the waitress.
“So I’ll take the special offer,” my wife said.
“How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.
“Raw and in the shell,” replied my wife.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
