Yesterday I received a friend request from an attractive young man, about 19-20 years old.
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone so young would want to be my FB friend.
So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me beautiful. He asked my age.
I’m not a liar so I told him and reminded him that I’m quite a bit his senior.
And I let him talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain’t all bad. We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about ‘adult things’.
I said okay.
Then he said, “Thank you, baby, you start.”
So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis and my knees and how it hurts badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn’t forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker.
And of course, I told him about the laxatives. I can’t forget that.
I also did not forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.
I was as honest as I could be about ‘ADULT THINGS’ but I don’t understand why he blocked me!
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Man Walked Into The Bank.
An old man went to a bank to withdraw money.
The old man gave his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw £10.”
The bank teller told him, “For withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.”
The elderly man then asked, “Why?”
The teller irritably told him, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” She then returned the card to the old man. The elderly man remained silent.
But he returned the card to the bank teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all my money.”
The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old man, “I’m sorry, sir, you have £80,000 in your account and our bank doesn’t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
The elderly man then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?” The teller told him, “Any amount up to £5000.”
The old man then told the teller that he wanted to withdraw £5000 from his account.
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old man respectfully. The elderly man put £10 in his bag and asked the teller to return the remaining £4990 to her account.
Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
