An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday night with a beautiful young girl by his side.
He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, “No, I would like to see something special.”
The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back.
“This one’s $40,000.”
The young woman’s eyes were sparkling, and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man said, “I’ll take it!”
The jeweler asked how payment would be made, and the old man said, “By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good. I’ll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds. I’ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.”
On Monday morning, the jeweler from the jewelry store called the old man and said, “There is no money in that account!”
The old man said, “I know, I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
80 Yr Old Man Tells Doctor His 23 Yr Old Wife Is Pregnant.
An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
“I’ve never been better!” he boasted.
“I’ve got a 23-year-old bride who’s pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his g-un.”
The doctor continued, “So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle.”
“And do you know what happened?” the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied “No.”
The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him!”
“That’s impossible!” exclaimed the old man. “Someone else must have s-hot that bear.”
“That’s kind of what I’m getting at…” replied the doctor.
