Arthur is 75 years old. He has played golf every day since retiring 15 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
“That’s it,” he tells his wife.
“I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that I couldn’t see where it went once I hit the ball.”
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea.
As they sit down, she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur, “your brother is 85. He can’t help.”
“He may be 85,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” Answers the brother-in-law.
“I have perfect eyesight.”
“Where did it go?” Arthur asks.
“I don’t remember.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally, the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.
The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.
As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?”
“Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”
LOL!!
