A young man named Chuck bought a horse for $250 for a farmer.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up to Chuck’s house and said, “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Chuck replied, “Well, just give me my money back then. ”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already. ”
Chuck said, “Okay, just bring me the dead horse then.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Chuck said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Chuck said, “Of course, watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met Chuck and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?”
Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn‘t anyone complain?”
Chuck said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
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A Man Buys a Horse
One day a man was driving past a farm when he noticed that a beautiful horse was standing in one of the fields.
Hoping to buy the horse, the man stopped and offered the farmer $500.
The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man said, “He’s so beautiful. Tell you what, I’ll give you $1,000 for him.”
The farmer repeated, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man really wanted the horse now and increased his offer to $1,500.
The farmer said, “Well, he doesn’t look so good, but if you want him that much he’s yours.”
So the guy bought the horse and took him home.
The next day he returned to the farm and jumped crazy. He shouted at the farmer, “Hey, you cheated me! You sold me a blind horse!”
The farmer said calmly, “I told you he didn’t look too good, right?”
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