Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny come to my office right now…”
Little Johnny: “Yes sir!”
Boss: “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?”
Little Johnny: “Yes sir! The customer is always right.”
Boss: “So what were you arguing about with that customer?”
Little Johnny: “He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir!”
Boss: “That bustard. What did you say to him?”
Little Johnny: “I told him he’s right.”
A waiter takes an order from a customer.
A waiter takes an order from a customer who asks for half a Caesar salad.
The waiter says, “Well we have a small one and a large one, would you like the small one?”
The customer says, “No, I don’t want a small or a big. I want HALF a Caesar salad. Why is that so hard?”
The waiter says, “Okay… let me talk to the chef.”
The waiter walks off toward the kitchen but he does not see that the customer has gotten up from his table and is following right behind him.
The waiter walks into the kitchen and says to the chef, “Some asshole jerk weirdo out there wants me to get him HALF a Caesar salad…” he jerks his thumb toward the dining room, and in so doing, he sees the customer standing right behind him.
“And this fine gentleman would like the other half.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
