Dad: Who do you love more, Mom or Dad?
Little Johnny: BOTH
Dad: OK, if I go to America and your mom goes to Paris, where will you go?
Little Johnny: Paris.
Dad: Does that mean you love your mom more?
Little Johnny: No, that means I like Paris.
Dad: Ok if I go to Paris and your mum goes to America, where will you go?
Little Johnny: America!
Dad: (Angry) Why!?
Little Johnny: Well, coz I’ve been to Paris before!
Dad: (Angry) When did you go to Paris??
Little Johnny: In the first question you asked.
LOL!!
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Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.
He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.
“Great,” Little Johnny replied.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” Little Johnny replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.
“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” Little Johnny exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
LOL!!
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