After a long-overdue checkup, my dentist sat down with me to go over all the work I would need on my mouth.
Her total estimate was $9,200.
I gasped. “For that kind of money, I could get a tummy tuck and silicone implants.”
“But what about your smile?” she asked.
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“If I had all that done,” I told her, “I guarantee no one would be looking at my teeth.”
A Blonde lady went to a salon to dress her hair.
A Blonde lady went to a salon to dress her hair.
While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop.
Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr.,
you are so handsome can we meet later today?
The man replied “I got married”
The woman continued; “and so? You can just tell your wife you’re going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there”……
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and the man replied: “Tell her yourself, she’s the one dressing your hair”.
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