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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing.

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing.

Suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife… she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer, and says,

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“Better think it over… women like that are hard to find.”

An angry wife to her husband on the phone

An angry wife to her husband on phone:

“Where the hell are you?”

Husband: “Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn’t have money that time, and I said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day?”

Wife, with a smile and blushing: “Yeah I remember that my love!”

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Husband: “I’m in the pub just next to that shop.”

 

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