Home Lifestyle Elly was given a coffee makers by her husband.

Elly was given a coffee makers by her husband.

Cousin Elly is the world’s worst at getting instructions mixed up.

When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it.

Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready.”

A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.

“Wonderful!” she replied, “However, there’s one thing I don’t understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?”

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I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.

 

Apparently, I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.

One day I told a long-suffering friend, “You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the earth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.”

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“Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,” he observed.

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