Miss Clarkson wanted to teach her first graders more about animals but first decided to find out how many they already knew and could name.
She held up a picture of a lamb, to which a little girl enthusiastically replied, “That’s a sheep!”
“That’s right, well done!” Miss Clarkson said before showing a photo of a camel.
“Who can guess what this one is?” she asked the class.
“That’s a camel!” one of the boys exclaimed.
“Good, well done!” Miss Clarkson said again before showing the picture of a deer.
But the class fell silent and she offered a clue to help them.
“What does your mother call your father?” she asked.
Delighted with the response, Franky said, “I know! I know! It’s a lazy old goat!”
Johnny Asked A Questions To His Teacher.
Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question.
Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Teacher: You can’t, it’s too big.
Johnny: Wrong. All you have to do is open the refrigerator and put it in there.
Teacher: Hm. Okay then.
Johnny: Let me ask you another question. How do put a Donkey inside that fridge?
Teacher: Easy, just open the door and put it in there.
Johnny: Still wrong. First, you have to take the elephant out, then put the donkey in the fridge.
Teacher: Uh, okay.
Johnny: Next question. If a lion had a birthday party and all the animals went to it, what animal is missing?
Teacher: All because the lion eats them.
Johnny: Wrong, the donkey is missing because he’s still in the fridge.
Teacher: Are you kidding me?
Johnny: Okay, last question. If you are at a River and crocodiles live in it, how do you get across?
Teacher: You build a boat and float across. If you try to swim across you will be eaten.
Johnny: Nope. All you have to do is swim across because all the animals went to Lion’s birthday party.
Teacher: Get out.
LOL!! So cute!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!