For his birthday, David got a parrot.
But this wasn’t your average, sweet-talking bird—oh no.
This parrot was fully grown, had a nasty attitude, and a mouth worse than a sailor on lousy coffee.
Every other word was either rude, offensive, or downright unrepeatable!
David tried everything to fix this feathered menace. He spoke kindly to it, played soft music, even tried classical radio—nothing worked. The more polite David was, the more disrespectful the parrot became. He yelled, and it yelled louder. He threatened it, it cursed him out. It was like living with a feathery little gangster.
One day, at his wits’ end, David lost it. In a moment of pure desperation, he gently shoved the parrot into the freezer for just a few seconds to cool him off (literally and figuratively). The bird went wild—squawking, scratching, kicking the door—then suddenly… silence.
Panicked, David flung open the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out, eyes wide, feathers slightly frosty, and said in the most polite tone ever:
“Sir, I deeply apologize for my past behavior. I have seen the error of my ways and will make every effort to be a model bird from now on. Please forgive me.”
David stood there, stunned, trying to process the sudden transformation. Before he could say a word, the parrot leaned in and whispered:
“…May I ask… what exactly did the chicken do?”
A Woman Buys a Parrot.
A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet.
As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How much are your parrots?”
The owner replies, “The orange one is $150, the yellow one is $150 and the red one is $30.”
The woman asks, “Why is the red one so cheap?”
The owner replies, “He used to work at a s-t.rip club.”
The woman decides to buy the parrot and brings it back to the family.
After bringing it home, the parrot says, “Wow, you have a nice house.”
The woman then introduces him to the children.
The parrot says, “You have very nice children.”
Finally, when the wife introduces him to her husband, the parrot says, “I haven’t seen him since last week!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
