Four students were out partying late at night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning, they thought of a plan to lie to the Dean.
They got dirty with grease and dirt.
Then they went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return, the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car back and that they were in no condition to take the test.
So the Dean said they can get the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day, they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that since this was a Special Condition Test, the four of them were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 MARKS.
Q.1. Your Name?……………………. ( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tire burst?…………… ( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right
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A student wants to get her teacher fired.
Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class, “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
No one raises their hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way.
“Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands up to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up and blushes with anger.
“How dare you ask such a question?” She says. “I’m going to complain to my parents who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”
The teacher is shocked by Mary’s reaction but fearless. She asks the class again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
Yes, Sam? “says Mrs. Sampson.” Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Correctly, Sam. Thank you.”
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have three things to tell you. First, it is clear that you haven’t done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And, third, I’m afraid one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”
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