A rich man buys a new Lamborghini.
It’s the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off.
He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up beside him.
The old man looks at the sleek, shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya’ got there, sonny?”
The rich man replies, “It’s a Lamborghini. It costs almost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man.
“Why is it so expensive?”
“Because this car is a limited edition model!” says the rich man proudly.
The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right!”
At this point, the light changes and the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 20 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror.
It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly – whhhoooossshhh!
Something whips by him, going much faster!
“What could be faster than my Lamborghini?!” the rich man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh!
It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction. It looked like the old man on the moped! “Couldn’t be,” the guy thinks. “How can a moped outrun a Lamborghini!?”
But again, he sees a dot in his rearview mirror! Whooooosh, Ka blaMMM!
It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The rich man jumps out and it turns out to be the old man on the moped!
He runs to the mangled old man and says, “Oh my god! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man whispers, “Please, please… unhook… my suspenders… from your side-view mirror…”
LOL!!
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An Old Man Is Walking Along The Street.
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.
He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now.”
So he walks in and sits down at a table.
The waitress comes over and asks what he wants.
The old man asks, “What’s your Exotic Breakfast?”
“Baked tongue of chicken,” she proudly replies.
The old man shouts, “Baked tongue of chicken! Have you any idea how disgusting that is? I’d never even think about eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth! Urgh!!”
The waitress is a little taken aback but stays calm and asks him,
“No problem, sir. What would you prefer, then?”
The old man says, “Just bring me some scrambled eggs.”
LOL!!
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