Gerard, Howard, and Norman were three successful brothers who wanted to outshine each other with the most impressive gift for their mother’s 90th birthday.
They gathered at dinner to boast about their presents.
“I built a sprawling mansion for Mom,” Gerard said with a smug smile. “It’s got ten bedrooms, a library, and even an indoor pool.”
Howard chuckled. “That’s cute. I sent her a Tesla with a personal chauffeur who’s always on call. She’ll never have to drive herself again.”
Norman leaned back in his chair, his smile even bigger. “Amateurs. I sent Mom a brown parrot trained for twelve years by monks. It knows the entire Bible. All she has to do is name a verse, and it will recite it perfectly.”
A week later, their mother sent thank-you notes.
“Gerard,” she wrote, “the house is lovely, but it’s far too big. I only use one room, and I have to clean the entire place!”
“Howard,” she wrote, “the car is beautiful, but I don’t go out much, and the driver has a temper worse than your father’s.”
“Dearest Norman,” she wrote, “you’re the only one who truly understands me. The roast chicken was delicious. But it was pretty small.”
Norman realized his “biblical” bird had become dinner instead of delivering divine inspiration.
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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner, feeling very nervous as it’s her first time meeting them.
They all sit down to a fine meal, but the woman soon starts to feel discomfort from her nerves and the broccoli casserole.
With gas pains almost bringing tears to her eyes, she decides to discreetly relieve herself and lets out a dainty fart.
Though not loud, everyone at the table hears it.
Before she can be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looks at the dog sleeping at her feet and sternly says, “Skippy!”
Relieved, the woman smiles, thinking she’s off the hook.
A few minutes later, the discomfort returns.
Without hesitation, she lets out a louder and longer fart.
The father once again looks at the dog and yells, “Dammit Skippy!”
Feeling even more relieved, the woman smiles and thinks, “Yes!”
As the meal continues, the woman feels the gas building up again.
This time, she doesn’t even think about it and lets out a fart that rivals a train whistle.
The father, now looking truly disgusted, shouts, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
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