Grandpa was driving with his 9-year-old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, “I did that by accident.”
She replied, “I know that, Grandpa.”
He replied, “How did you know?”
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She said, “Because you didn’t say “a…s….sh..o..l…e!” afterward.
LOLLLL. did you laugh?
Enjoy it, you are loved!
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
“Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out “352!”
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
“I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. “It’s the cutest!”
“Hey lady,” says the shepherd, “If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
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Why did the man know she was blonde?
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