A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it.”
He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.”
She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She answers, “Your horse called.”
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A wife asks her husband.
The wife turns to her husband and asks, “Darling, if I were to pass away, would you consider remarrying?”
The husband takes a moment to reflect and responds, “In time, I believe I might. We all seek companionship to heal.”
Curiosity lingers as the wife inquires, “And if I were no more, would your new wife reside in our cherished home?”
With a thoughtful nod, the husband explains, “We’ve invested much into creating the perfect home. It’s unlikely I’d part with it. Yes, she probably would.”
Continuing her questioning, the wife asks, “Hypothetically, if you remarried and she lived here, resting in our bed, would she slumber in our very bed?”
The husband’s eyes meet hers, “Indeed, our bed is fairly new, an investment of $2,000. It’s built to endure, so yes, she would.”
With a mischievous glint, the wife adds one final twist: “And if you remarried, if she inhabited our home, slept in our bed, would she also take up my beloved golf clubs?”
Laughter fills the room as the husband playfully retorts, “Ah, but there’s a catch! She’s a lefty, my dear!”
