One day, a couple Go to shopping. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing. She phoned him
The wife said, ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do?!”
He said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went to about 10 years ago and you fell in love with this diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up.
“Yes, I do remember that shop….” she replied.
“Well, I am in the bar next to that.”
A wife sends her husband an SMS: Windows frozen
A wife sends her husband an SMS on a cold winter evening:
“Windows frozen”.
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The husband sends the answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”.
Sometime later husband receives an answer from his wife: “The computer is completely broken down””.
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