It was a typical morning at the Smiths’ house during breakfast when Linda glanced at her husband, Frank, with a sharp look and said, “I bet you don’t even remember what today is!”
Frank, caught off guard but trying to save face, quickly replied, “Of course I remember!” — and rushed out the door for work.
The moment he reached his office, he burst into his best friend Mark’s office in a panic. “Mark, I’m in trouble! I think today’s my wife’s birthday and I totally forgot!”
Mark, trying to help, suggested, “Don’t worry, just send her a series of gifts throughout the day. That way it’ll seem like you planned it all along — and if you choose right, she’ll be over the moon.”
Frank thought it was genius. So he sent Linda a gorgeous dress, followed by her favorite perfume, and later, some elegant lingerie — each arriving at their doorstep hours apart.
That evening, Frank strolled into the house, proud of his clever cover-up. Linda greeted him at the door, absolutely glowing.
“First the stunning dress, then my favorite perfume, and even some sexy lingerie! You really went all out, honey — I’m so touched!”
Frank, grinning, replied, “Anything for you, my love! Happy—”
But before he could finish, Linda interrupted with a smile:
“I never thought I’d be wearing such beautiful things just to pick up my mother from the airport!”
A wife asked her husband
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
A wife comes home late one night
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket, before going to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
“Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?” he asks.
