Jacob worked in the coats business, but unfortunately, the business was very bad.
One day his partner James said to him, “What are we going to do with these fifty coats?” They’re last year’s style, and although we’ve knocked them down to $100 each, we still can’t sell any.”
Jacob replied, “Use your head, James. Price them at $200 and send 10 of our best lawyer clients five coats each.
But here’s the plan. Put in an invoice for $800 for only four coats. If I know them, our clients will think we’ve made a mistake.
They’ll jump at a bargain and pay the $800.”
So James did as he was told. Within 10 days, they received all 10 parcels with an almost identical letter reading.
“I did not order these coats and hence sending them back with your Invoice.”
And each parcel contained only 4 coats.
LOL!!
A man went on a business trip to China
A man was on a business trip to China and wanted to buy gifts for his children.
He walked into a store and found a nice-looking CD player.
Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, ‘What happens if this doesn’t work?’
The shopkeeper quietly points to the only English sign that reads, ‘GUARANTEE NO SPOILED’.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.
He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel, but it wouldn’t even switch on.
He quickly returned to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.
When the shopkeeper refuses to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of the guarantee.
The shopkeeper then said, ‘Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.’
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
