Jacob was sitting in the hall of the school, completely bored.
Suddenly the teacher walked by and asked her, “How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?”
The teacher, amused, said, “I don’t know, how?”
Then Jacob said, “Open the door and put it in there!”
Then Jacob asked the teacher another question, “How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
The teacher then replied, “Oh, I know that. Do you open the door and put it in?”
Jacob said, “No, open the door, take the elephant out, then put it in there.”
Then he asked another question, “All the animals went to the tiger’s birthday party except one animal, which one was it?”
The teacher was a little confused and said, “The tiger?
Then the student replied, “No, the giraffe because he’s still in the fridge.”
Then he asked her just one more question, “If there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it, how would you?”
The teacher then says, “Well. you would walk over the bridge.”
Then Jacob says, “No, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the tiger’s birthday party!”
She laughs and walks away.
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Teacher Knows Her Student Cheated On His Test
One day in class, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after an exam and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Jimmy was amazed and asked Mrs. Thompson to prove it.
“Well,” Ms. Thompson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Penny, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”
“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now wait a minute,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-r.eed the s-l.aves? “Penny wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Jimmy said.
“Wait, wait,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’
Penny wrote “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”
LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!
The teacher always knows.
Hope this funny story makes you smile! Have a nice day!
