Every Sunday afternoon Johnny’s mother found a candy bar wrapper in his room.
She finally had to ask:
“Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper in your room every Sunday after church?”
Johnny answered by saying that God gave him the money and he used it to buy a candy bar.
His mother quickly replied.
“God gave it to you? How did this happen?”
“Well Mom, you give me a dollar to give to God.”
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“So before church every Sunday I throw it up into the air. I figure if God wants it he’ll take it. If not, it will fall back down to me.”
Little Billy’s mother took him to his first day of school
One day, Little Billy’s mother took him to his first day of school.
When they were walking to school, he looked all excited, but when his mom came back to pick him up, he looked disappointed.
Trying to cheer him up, the mother asked what he had learned today at school.
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“Apparently not enough,” he said. “I have to come back tomorrow!”
