After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks… “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”
She smiled happily and said… “Oh, that’s so lovely… What about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
LOL!!
A husband and wife are at a church
A husband and wife are at a church, listening to a lengthy ceremony.
The wife can’t help herself but fall asleep.
Her husband notices this and tries to wake her up by poking her with his finger.
As he touches her, the sermon asks a question about the gathering that had led the Israelites to freedom from slavery in Egypt.
Startled awake, the woman shouts, “The Almighty!” before falling asleep again.
As the ceremony goes on, the husband pokes her once again just as the sermon asks about the one who had sacrificed for the forgiveness of their sins.
The woman, all sleepy says, “Jesus Christ!”
When the sermon asked another question, her husband tried to wake her up for the third time.
However, the timing didn’t seem right, as the question was, “What words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?”
At this point, the wife was angry at her husband for constantly poking her with his finger so she exclaimed, “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half.”
