Little Johnny asks his mother for $20.
His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.”
Johnny’s mom says, “Okay Johnny, here’s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?”
Johnny replies, “Hey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow.”
LOL!!
Little Johnny Asks His Mother.
“Mommy,” Little Johnny asked.
“Why do you always cut off the ends of sausages before putting them in the pan?”
“Oh, that’s what my mother always did. You’ll have to ask her.”
“Granny,” asked Little Johnny the next time his grandmother visited.
“Why do you and Mom cut the ends off the sausages before putting them in the pan?”
“Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did it,” says Johnny’s granny.
“You’ll have to ask her.”
“Great Granny,” asked little Johnny (the next time they visit her slightly senile great-grandmother at the nursing home.)
“Why do you and Granny and Mummy always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the pan?”
“Oh, my goodness,” said Great Granny. “Are they still using that small pan?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
