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L.Johnny Was Sitting In Class.

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, what do you want your wife to be like?”

He answered, “Like the moon.”

The teacher said, “That’s such a beautiful answer because it’s calm and peaceful.”

Little Johnny said, “No because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.”

LOL!!


Johnny Farts In The Classroom

Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets upset and throws him out.

He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.

The principal walks by and sees him.

He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”

“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny said.

The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”

“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!


Johnny was doing his math homework.

Johnny was doing his math homework.

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