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L.Johnny Was Sitting In Class

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day.

And on this day, the teacher asked the class where they thought God lived.

A little girl raised her hand and the teacher called upon her.

“I think God lives in the sky because that is where heaven is,” the girl replied.

“That’s good!” said the teacher.

Another little boy raised his hand, and the teacher called on him.

“And where do you think God lives?” she asked.

Very piously, the boy replied, “God lives in each of our hearts!”

“That’s VERY good,” she smiled.

When she asked a third time, Little Johnny was the only one who raised his hand.

Quietly dreading his answer, the teacher asked, “And where do you, think God lives, Johnny?”

“In the bathroom,” he said.

“In the bathroom?” she asked, puzzled yet unable to stop herself.

“Yes, because every morning my father beats on the bathroom door and screams ‘GOD, ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?’ ”

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Teacher says to Little Johnny.

“Johnny,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”

“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Johnny.

“Oh,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”

“He’s a bricklayer,” says Johnny.

The teacher thinks, hmm, working-class, what else can you expect?

“Bobby,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”

“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Bobby.

“Hmm,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”

“He’s a joiner,” says Johnny.

The teacher sees this as confirming his suspicions about the lack of linguistic skills among working-class children.

“Freddy,” he says.

“What does your father do for a living?”

“He’s a lawyer, sir,” says Freddy.

“And what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?”

“He reads The Times, sir,” says Freddy.

“Interesting,” says the teacher, ”and how much time does he spend reading the paper?”

“Not long,” says Freddy, “just until he’s finished taking a sh!t.”

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