Customer: “Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?”
Waiter: “Can’t you tell the difference by taste?”
Customer: “No, I can’t.”
Waiter: “Then does it really matter?”
Before setting off on a business trip to Tulsa,
I called the hotel where I’d be staying to see if they had a gym.
The hotel receptionist’s sigh had a tinge of exasperation in it when she answered.
“We have over 300 guests at at this facility,” she said. “Does this ‘Jim’ have a last name?”
Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends.
The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the honey?…Honey.”
Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the sugar?…Sugar.”
So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good.
After, a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, “Pass me the pork…pig.”
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress.
“About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?”
“Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”
