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Leaving Things Unfinished.

Mother: “Son, finish your breakfast. It’s not good to leave things undone or unfinished.”

Son: “Then I will go back to sleep.”

Mother: “Why?”

Son: “Because I want to finish my sleep.”

A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?”

The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”

The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”

The father is telling his son stories to help him sleep.

The only sound is the murmur of dad’s voice. Two hours pass, and there’s silence in the room.

The mother creeps to the door and whispers, “Is he asleep, dear?”

“Yes, Mommy,” says her son.

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

Son says, “Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching a dirty movie.”

Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what dirty movies were.”

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

The elephantine memory

A man visits India and meets an old man at the Town Square who is renowned for his elephantine memory.

He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back.

“Eggs,” replies the old man.

The man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away.

Ten years later, he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, “How?”

The old man takes one look at his face and replies, “Scrambled.”

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