One day, Little Johnny and his father went fishing.
After a few hours on the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment then replied, “I don’t know exactly, my son.”
The boy returned to his fishing, then turned back to his father, “How do fish breathe underwater?”
The father replied again, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later, Johnny asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
The father replied again, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried about annoying his father, he says, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, my son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!
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Little Johnny was caught fishing by a game warden
A boy named Little Johnny with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden.
The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license, please?”
“No, sir,” the boy replied.
“I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!”
“Yes. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take ’em home.”
“What a line of baloney… you’re under arrest.”
Little Johnny said, “It’s the truth, I’ll show you! We do this all the time!!”
“WE do, now, do WE?” smirked the warden.
“PROVE it!”
Little Johnny released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHUT?” said Little Johnny.
The warden asked, “When are you going to call em back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“Whut fish?” asked Little Johnny.
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