Little Johnny and Little Mary are talking to each other.
L. Johnny says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours daily to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Little Mary says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
Little Johnny says, “What if they try to escape?”
Billy Called The Little Johnny.
One day Billy called little Johnny.
Billy: I’m in big trouble!
JOHNNY: Why is that?
Billy: I saw a mouse in my house!
JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Billy: I don’t have one.
JOHNNY: Well then, buy one.
Billy: Can’t afford one.
JOHNNY: I can give you mine if you want.
Billy: That sounds good.
JOHNNY: All you need to do is just use some cheese to make the mouse come to the trap.
Billy: I don’t have any cheese.
JOHNNY: Okay then, take a piece of bread put a bit of oil in it, and put it in the trap.
Billy: I don’t have oil.
JOHNNY: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Billy: I don’t have bread.
JOHNNY: Then what is the mouse doing in your house!?
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
