Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asks a lot of questions to his teacher.
One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc.”
Her English teacher said, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent ” (He was even more confused???)
At lunchtime, his teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked Johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her to the empty container.
His English teacher, “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.”
Little Johnny replied, “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent.”
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
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Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.
Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely.
His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father.
When he got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the doorway.
“Why did you fail your math test?” he inquired.
Little Johnny shrugged and replied: “My teacher isn’t very good.”
Johnny’s father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand.
Little Johnny then said, “Well, on Monday, my teacher said 3 + 5 = 8.”
“So?” his father replied.
“Then on Tuesday, she told us 4 + 4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6 + 2 = 8,” explained the child.
“If she doesn’t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?”
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