“Hey Mom?” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.‘”
Three Wishes Each for a Bear and a Rabbit
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen
another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was
chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. In order to bring peace to his magical forest, the frog jumps towards them both and promises them 3 wishes each if they put an end to this violence.
The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, “Because you
are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both
three wishes. Bear, you go first.”
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, “I wish for all the bears in this forest to be female except me.”
Next is the rabbit’s turn, “I wish for a motorcycle helmet,” he says.
The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
The bear laughed, what an idiotic wish to make he thought to himself. The bear then says, “I wish for all the bears in this country to be female except me.”
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was
asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked
for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, “I
wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female.”
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, “I wish that
the bear was gay.”
