The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
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Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
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A group of friends went deer hunting
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
“Where’s Henry”? the others asked.
“Henry got injured. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail”, the successful hunter replied.
“You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back”? they inquired.
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“A tough call”, nodded the hunter. “But I figure no one’s going to steal Henry”!
