Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.
His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son got 90 in history.
After taking a closer look at the marks, she found that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different. She asked:
“JOHHNYYYYYYYYY… Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?”
“No, mum, I didn’t DO THAT.”
“I am asking you once more. Did you add that fXXXXXking 0 to your marks?”
“Mum, no, I didn’t add that 0″.
” OK, as you’re not telling the truth, you will not have pocket money in 1 month.”
“Mum, no, please, no, I really didn’t add that 0.”
” This is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.”
“……. I just added the 9 to it.”
Two lawyers eating Sandwiches in a pub
Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks.
They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.
Seeing this, the angry bartender approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here!
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The two look at each other, shrug, and exchange sandwiches
