Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asks a lot of questions to his teacher.
One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc.”
Her English teacher said, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent ” (He was even more confused???)
At lunchtime, his teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked Johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her to the empty container.
His English teacher, “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.”
Little Johnny replied, “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent.”
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
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The Teacher Asked Little Johnny.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” the little Johnny replies.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” replies little Johnny.
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a very good job. What comes after ten? ”
“A jack,” Johnny replies.
TOO FUNNY!
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