Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?”
His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.”
A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her
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“What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.
Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.
One of them took out a can of “one-calorie” diet cola and poured it equally into three cups.
She drank hers and the second one did the same but the third blonde just stared at her cup suspiciously.
“I wonder who got the calorie?” she asked.
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