The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.
Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.
“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.
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“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
A customer wanted to turn on the air conditioner
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
Hey, can you turn up the air conditioner, it’s too hot!
A little later, he called the waiter again:
Hey, can you turn off the air conditioner, it was too cold!
And so on for about half an hour…
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
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“Oh I don’t care,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”
