Little Johnny returns from the supermarket with his mother.
While his mum is putting away the groceries she sees that little johnny has taken a box of animal biscuits and spread them all over the kitchen table.
His mother asks “What on earth are you doing Johnny?”
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Johnny replies “The box says that you shouldn’t eat them if the seal is broken, I am looking for the broken seal.”
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
“Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out “352!”
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
“I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. “It’s the cutest!”
“Hey lady,” says the shepherd, “If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
