Little Johnny Thinking about his father’s hairs
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about
things.
he asked his mother: “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?”
“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother,
pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness. Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked:
…
..
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“So why do you have so much hair?”
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Thomas replied, “Actually I found a lot of women I wanted to marry but when i bring them home to meet my parents my mom doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I have the perfect solution, just find a girl who is like your mother.”
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, “Yeah, I found the perfect girl. She was like my mother. You were right, my mother loved her very much. “”
The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”
Thomas replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”
