One day, little Johnny walks into school to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
The entire class says, “Hello, Mrs. Prussy.”
A few days later, the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and then says to the teacher,
“I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
“That’s right!” she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Little Johnny was sitting in class.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, what do you want your wife to be like?”
He answered, “Like the moon.”
The teacher said, “That’s such a beautiful answer because it’s calm and peaceful.”
Little Johnny said, “No because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
