Little Johnny was at the local supermarket with his parents.
Little Johnny, got tired of walking, so his Dad let Little Johnny sit on his shoulders.
As they walked Little Johnny started pulling his Dad’s hair.
His Dad asked Little Johnny to stop numerous times but he kept on.
Eventually, Little Johnny’s Dad got really annoyed and said, “Son Stop that immediately!”
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“But, Daddy”, Little Johnny replied, “I’m just trying to get my chewing gum back”.
A girl took the wheel for her first driving lesson.
My teenage niece, Elizabeth, was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson.
As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, “Turn left here. And don’t forget to let the people behind you know what you’re doing.”
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Elizabeth turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, “I’m going to leave.”