Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.
“Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that bad words. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?”
“My daddy said it,” he responded.
“Well, that doesn’t matter,” explained the teacher. “You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do, too!” Little Johnny retorted.
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“It means the car won’t start.”
A redhead walks into a salon
A redhead walks into a salon
A redhead walks into a salon and the hairstylist says: “your hair is gorgeous”
The redhead runs her hand through her hair and says: “It’s natural”
Then a brunette walks in and the stylist says: “I love your hair”.
The brunette runs her hand through her hair and says it’s natural.
Then a blonde with green streaks walks in and the stylist says “That’s different…”
The blonde sneezes wipe it on her hand and runs her hand through her hair and says,
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“It’s natural!”
