Little Mary is at her first wedding.

Little Mary is at her first wedding.

When it’s over, she asks her mother, ‘Why did the lady change her mind?’

‘What do you mean?’ asks the mother.

‘Well,’ replies Mary.

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‘She went down the aisle with one man and came back with another.’

A woman wanted to open a saving account for her daughter

A woman wanted to open a saving account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted.

“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”

Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of your former bank.’

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After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’