Brunette Mary and blonde Liz were talking in the office one day.
Mary: “Wow, it seems you have a cold, Liz.”
Liz: “What should I do now, I just can’t get rid of this.”
Mary: “Try some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle on my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before bed, and you’ll be fine. Here ya go.”
Liz: “Thanks, I’ll give it a try.”
The next day Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air, and kicking her legs out.
Mary: “Liz, It is nice seeing you feel better. Is that a new dance?”
Liz: “Oh No, I still don’t feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news.
A man threatened to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50.
The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
But the blonde insisted saying, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
Then the redhead said, “Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”
LOL!!
